News archive: DPRK launches New Soylent Juche

Pyongyang, 12 December 2013

Soylent JucheKim Jong-Il visited the People’s Revolution Soylent Production Plant

Today the DPRK announced that it has developed New Soylent Juche, a tasty and nutritious snack designed to meet the needs and desires of the working people.

At the launch of the new product Choe Thae Bok, member of the Political Bureau and secretary of the Central Committee of the Workers’ Party of Korea (WPK), made an opening address. “In this country, the best have a way of getting better, and Soylent Juche just did. From today, there is a new taste, a new standard against which other soylent products will be judged.”

Production of New Soylent Juche is underway following the delivery of fresh running dogs and cat’s paws by the Party Leadership in accordance with the eternal wishes of President Kim Il Sung. It was almost exactly 52 years ago on 15 December 1961 when He delivered His speech to the Workers’ Party of Korea emphasising that factories should utilise a modern material supply system whereby higher echelons bring material down to lower units. Under His spiritual guidance, Ri Si Hup at Kim Chaek University settled the scientific and technological issues of importance for developing this new product.

New Soylent Juche is expected to be on display at the 17th Pyongyang Spring International Trade Fair in May 2014 in the Agricultural Hall of the Three-Revolutions Exhibition.

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